Photog
Please do not smile, sir.
Me
What? Why not?
Photog
You’re not allowed to smile.
Me
You’re not allowed to SMILE?
Photog
No, sir. You’re actually not allowed to show any expression whatsoever.
Me
Why on earth not?
Photog
It’s just a rule, sir. It’s related to homeland security.
Me
Homeland security? As in terrorism?
Photog
That’s right, sir.
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Photog
Those are the rules. If you smile, the terrorists win.